I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
My life is pants optional.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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