She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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