Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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