I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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