Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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