hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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