We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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