And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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