The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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