What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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