that's an acceptable place to lick
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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