Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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