she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Green mimosas i think yes
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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