Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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