we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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