Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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