How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
This house was built for laser tag.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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