i just wanna soil my oats bro
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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