Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i dont even know how to be here
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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