I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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