My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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