were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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