im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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