how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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