My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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