hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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