Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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