How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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