girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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