Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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