im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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