it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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