So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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