I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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