Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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