That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
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