Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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