I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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