I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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