I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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