i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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