You're completely useless in the revolution.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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