Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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