I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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