she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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