I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm eating all of the evidence.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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