Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Randomize
