some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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