just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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