Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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