Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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