why didn't you poke me back
You work out of a Hotel?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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