Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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