I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
After last night, I could never be a politician.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
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