Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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