Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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