We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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